The Commander stumbled into New Zealand in the dying days of the
Malayan Emergency. It was generally felt that he had been in Malaya,
though if he were Navy, what was he doing there? His accent was
South African in tinge, but he claimed variously to come from British
Guiana and Cornwall. He had been all over, and had a fund of jokes
and stories, but he wasn’t a good man for an anecdote, not
really. He was the life and soul of the party, but the death of
it too. He’d start off on a story, sure enough, settled on
a plaited plastic chair on the beach, brown bottle in hand, scent
of carbonised sausage in the air, off he’d go into a story
about cadets and a night raid, and a brothel keeper in Joburg, and
something about the Lion of Judah. And just when you felt you were
getting to the nub of him, as the brisk wind came in off the sea,
and mum reached her cardy around her naked arms, the stories would
peter out and the Commander would be certified pissed as a chook.
Nonetheless afterwards, when the others had started to crack out
the jokes, the whiff of dangerous far-off places hung in the air.
That scent had been common enough after the war, when the men came
back heavy with sights seen and terrors endured, which might not
be spoken of, but it faded, washed out after a thousand good plain
meals and days fishing and the women determined on ordinariness.
Don’t tell us and it will soon go away. Mad people go to the
funny farm, Sunnyside, Cherry Farm, Porirua. You stay here by me
and eat your beetroot, and you’ll be Jake.
The Commander didn’t eat his beetroot, though he drank his
beer. He talked about the things they were trying to forget and
he insisted that other places not only existed but had equal validity
to the West Coast. He did all this without intending to blow his
own trumpet or put people down, and he was such a pub character,
so they forgave him, poor old codger, besides he was always shit-faced
before tea-time.
What she saw in him was a mystery. But then she was a batty thing,
even though she wasn’t old. Young thing, though she acted grand
enough to be fifty. Always walking barefoot down the beach with
her head in the air and her hair getting all rat-arsed in the wind.
Fishing with a bloody great sea-rod she could hardly hold, pretentious
bitch. Did she catch anything? Threw them back she claimed, because
killing them was horrid – so why fish in the first place, specially
when it was so bloody tough and windy out there? Skiting, they said,
looks so grand. Gives her something to do while she’s waiting
for the blokes to come by and chat her up.
Only the Commander obliged, old enough to be her grandfather if
he’d started young, dyes his hair, must do, because he went
through the war, fairly nobby, if he is to be believed, and there
isn’t a grey hair to be seen. Unless he’s bull-shitting
of course, all those tale of Gurkhas and the relief of Tobruk.
You’d see him set out, when he’d slept off his lunch,
panama hat, creased white jacket, white sandshoes with tarred rope
soles, every inch the empire. He’d stroll down the street as
if he had just arrived in a foreign seaport and he was taking in
the curious sights, sniffing the exotic air. Pity that the air of
Westport was unburdened by garlic or decay, the odd fishy smell,
the scent of newly-mown lawns, the wind of the sea smelt of nothing
except far-off icebergs, which is about as indeterminate a smell
as you can find.
He’d end up on walking along the beach, every day, without
fail and with the same air of happening along. She’d be there
plying her man-sized fibre-glass rod, if the tide were right, and
singing fit to burst, arias, folksongs, any old thing, who knew
and who cared? Or she might be discovered sitting cross legged on
the sand, with a spiral bound notebook, sucking her pencil or tapping
it against her teeth, and gazing creatively out to sea. Or on special
occasions, with a little stool and a paint-dripped easel and a few
exploratory daubs, not being sure about her talent in this line.
Not that the Commander was concerned with her talents. He circled
about, walking past and doffing his hat, as if she were a casual
acquaintance of his generation and class, and sauntering on. Rosalia
affected to pay no attention. He would walk to a specific point
on the beach, stop, look around vaguely as if he’d forgotten
something and swivel back as if he was on tramlines and had to go
back the way he’d come, and Rosalia’s present position
was terminus through which he must pass. Each time he came alongside
her he would raise his hat and engage her in conversation, each
circuit a little longer, until finally he was stationery and she
was ready to pack up her paints and go with him, one arm resting
on his, while he carried her gear in his other. For tea, if she
was contrary, a cup of tea that is, or a jug, if his desires were
allowed to prevail.
No-one was privy to these skirmishing conversations, but enough
of the Commander’s conversational technique was known to suggest
that each time he walked on he would leave a tantalising reference
trailing behind him, which he would fail to pick up on his next
round, introducing some new observation on the colouration of the
paua shell, the difference in cloud structure in the Southern hemisphere,
the peculiar customs of Trinidadian harbour pilots, or the wonderful
dirty remark that Margot Asquith made to Lady Otteline Morrell,
both of whom it was assumed you had heard of. Little Rosalia, with
her watercolours and her Mozart arias and her arty-farty aspirations
didn’t stand a chance.
Things started to heat up. He was observed one morning, heading
for the house she where she stayed on her visits to the coast. It
belonged to some friends of her parents whom the blanketing decline
of the Coast had forced away. The little house, with its scrubby
front lawn and linoleum floors stood empty most of the year, there
was no market for houses, and who, in those days, much cared to
holiday in Westport? Rosalia came over by herself, on the train
and walked to the house lugging s week’s clothes in a duffel
bag. She took them home dirty at the end of her stay, no washing
was seen to flutter on the rotary line out the back. And what about
the sheets? You may well ask, and some did, but no-one ever answered.
Just after ten o’clock in the morning, he was seen to approach
the front door of the house, an oddity in itself for in New Zealand
no-one ever uses the front door; it is there for show and to clearly
distinguish unwelcome visitors – the police, charity collectors,
Jehovah’s Witnesses – from everyone else, who goes round
to the back. The Commander was either unaware of this social nicety,
or wished to introduce an element of formality into the encounter.
He stood by the front door, looking in vain for a bell, while from
the front room came the usual morning sounds of Rosalia’s singing
practice.
She was pretty darned good, even then, which was one reason why
she was treated with amused tolerance in Westport, for a woman who
can sing can always silence her critics. She practised every morning,
assiduously, squeezing out runlets of notes from the old harmonium
which had sat in the front room since its eviction from the Methodist
Hall. Vissi d’arte, she insisted, vissi d’amore
that morning as many other mornings, punching the morning air
with her passion.
The Commander stood by the front door as she tried and retried
a phrase, perche, Signore, perche me ne rimuneri cosi? He
swayed as he listened, perhaps he’d had one to steady his nerves,
or two, perhaps. His head was bowed, as if he were examining his
shoes for their suitability to enter the parlour of a young lady,
and finding them wanting, but bemused by what he should do. Eventually,
after Tosca had pleaded and pleaded for mercy Vedi, le man giunte
io stendo a te! in various permutations the Commander gave up
the struggle with himself and went away without disturbing her.
That afternoon they were to be observed sitting on the sea wall,
her bare legs dangling next to his long linen limbs. He only possessed
one suit, and it was a miracle how he kept it so clean, with all
his falling against walls on the way home from the pub. His belly
settled comfortably on his knees. He was smoking his pipe, or rather
sucking it, because he appeared to have no tobacco and no-one to
cadge off; Rosalia was gesturing out to sea and talking animatedly.
She was a good-looking girl, if you could be bothered to look. She
had long light-ginger curls which blew everywhere like the most
becoming of scarves, and eyes the colour of newly-peeled chestnuts.
It is possible that the Commander told her this, sitting on the
sea wall. It is certainly true that she tore a page from her notebook
and wrote down her address in Christchurch, because she was going
back home the next day. It must have been that simple act, that
indication that she wanted the relationship, such as it was, to
continue, that proved her undoing.
It is hard to ascribe much significance to the writing down of
an address, but it is quite possible if she had not done so, none
of this story would need telling. She was the instigator, however
innocent, of her own tragi-comedy.
That night the Commander was not to be found in the pub. His absence
occasioned a considerable amount of crude speculation; was, for
example, Rosalia under age? It generally thought that she was legal,
not to drink, of course, though she had been in the pub with the
Commander on several occasions, refilling her lemonade glass ostentatiously
from his jug. The local cop, sternly enforcing the licensing laws,
six o’clock closing and all, from the vantage point of a bar
seat, was of the opinion that she was asking for it anyway, living
alone like that, and she knew where to find him if she needed him,
but it would never stand up in a court of law. Nor, thought the
publican’s wife, could the Commander, after so many years of
dedicated drinking. She reckoned he’d have trouble getting
it to piss even. Crude jokes from women were really not the thing,
so the blokes shambled away into the corner to consider their bets
for the next day with the pub bookie, leaving the cop at the bar
bemoaning today’s youth with the priest and the publican’s
wife.
Rosalia left the next morning, on the one and only train across
the mountains, humping her duffel bag and her fishing rod. The publican’s
wife wondered about the sheets. The Commander was seen walking up
and down the beach distractedly, like a dog who has forgotten where
he buried his bone. He was back to his drinking ways that night,
cheerful because he had received his pension, his pittance, hush
or blood money as he variously called it. He was able to shout for
the whole pub at last, having been at the mercy of their generosity
for weeks, and make a small inroad into his tab. The publican’s
wife intimated that he might like to pay it all off now, since he
might be leaving them soon. He affected to look surprised, and then
let the penny drop, and smiled his yellow smile and bought some
tobacco with the comment that if he were going away he’d need
his money the more sorely for his train fare. After that he disappeared
inside a cloud of tobacco.
The next day he went to early Mass as was his wont. He sat so far
back in the church, that he could have made out nothing but a vague
muttering, but his responses rung out clear and true in public-school
Latin. The priest never knew whether to be grateful for this, or
irritated because it confused the altar boys. Long after the last
black-hatted worthy had stumped off, the Commander sat in his pew
staring at the sacred heart of Mary in the alcove near the back.
The priest spied him from the sacristy; there was just enough time
to slip down a coffee between masses, if you took a liberal view
of the ecclesiastical licensing laws, but duty, and perhaps, curiosity
called. He had heard the Commander’s confession only yesterday,
but nonetheless, or perhaps consequently – we shall never know
– the priest felt he must go and sit down next to the Commander.
‘Are you Ok, my son?’ he asked, although the Commander
had thirty years on him, but it was tricky counselling someone whose
name no-one recalls.
The Commander didn’t answer, nor did he remove his gaze from
the blessed virgin, who smiled on him with her saccharine smile,
knowing nothing of drunkenness, murder, buggery or even, god help
her, sex. The priest thought to repeat his question and thought
of his coffee.
‘I have done a terrible thing, Father,’ he said, staring
hard at the Virgin, ‘so terrible, I wonder if I can be forgiven.’
‘Everything is forgiven, my son, if honestly confessed and
truly repented. Except of course the Sin against the Holy Ghost.’
‘You have a definition of that?’
‘No,’ said the priest sadly, ‘if I did, I’d
know where I stood. If you know what I mean.’
‘But you see,’ said the Commander, whose given name was
Niall, ‘it is definitions and labels that makes it all impossible.
I cannot go into the confessional with you and make a true confession,
because to talk about the things that I have done in there I have
to attach the proper labels to them, according to the correct definitions.
But as soon as I have done that, and you have suppressed that sharp
intake of breath, we are no further towards my absolution, because
I have confessed to X without any possibility of explaining how
it was, and what occasioned it, and why I am not the sinner in God’s
eyes that I must seem in the eyes of the Church. And without the
circumstances the sin cannot be forgiven.’
‘You could talk to me outside the confessional, a chat, that
kind of thing.’
‘But then I have not the protection of the confessional. Who
knows what you might feel it your Christian duty to do with me?
I deserve punishment. I crave punishment. But I am too pathetic
to give myself up for it.’
‘God loves you,’ said the priest, young Kevin O’Malley,
straight from Ireland to the West Cost of New Zealand and loving
it.
The words hung on the air between them, hovering a moment before
they disintegrated.
‘I’m sure he does,’ said Niall, ‘but I am not
at all sure I know what that means.’
‘Well-’ began young Fr O’Malley.
‘I have heard it all before,’ said the Commander, ‘from
the mouths of priests in countries stretching from Salisbury to
Saigon.’
‘The moment of grace will come,’ said brave Fr O’Malley.
‘It’s all a matter of definition, you see. Sin, evil,
love, honour, courage, probity – all words we have invested
with symbolic meaning. The great warriors of the Old Testament did
things that would have them strung up at Nuremburg. Got a Bible
handy, Father?’
‘I’m sure to hell to have one somewhere,’ said poor
Fr O’Malley, half rising from his seat, his coffee faintly
calling to him, a dying wail.
‘It’s all right old chap,’ said the Commander. ‘Pick
it up at your leisure, and you’ll find them at it, slaughter,
rape, pillage, enslavement. Not the baddies, the good guys. Take
the sack of Jericho – everyone was sacrificed to the Lord,
the original holocaust, don’t you think? The only person spared
was Rahab. Do you now who Rahab was?’
‘Lot’s daughter, wasn’t it?’
‘A prostitute. Now there’s an arbitrary system for you
– why spare one prostitute? She’ll hardly do for the whole
army after all. They spared her on the grounds that she’d done
a good deed towards the righteous. Now tell me, Father, is that
an arbitrary moral scheme or is that an arbitrary moral scheme?’
‘Yes, I’m sure you’re right, ‘sighed Fr O’Malley.’
I don’t know the Old Testament that well myself., but you won’t
find any of that stuff in the New Testament, that I know.’
‘That’s not my point – words, deeds, in between
them definitions – and all of them arbitrary, even the deeds
become arbitrary when you don’t know how to describe them –‘
‘You’ve lost me, Commander.’
‘Go and have your breakfast, son; God and I will wrestle for
a while.’
The priest, to do him justice, was seriously concerned with the
state of the Commander’s soul; he was a cheerful, clubbable
fellow, who liked to please, so much so in fact that he had joined
the priesthood to please his family and massy array of uncles and
aunts and his village. It seemed such a simple way to make them
all smile, and here he was in the most cheerful of towns, where
every mining disaster became the source of terrific black jokes,
and every miscarriage had a scurrilous afterbirth.
He recalled occasionally, when he wasn’t laughing and tripping
over himself, that his job was to save lost souls, items that seemed
in short supply in Westport. But here was one, and it would be both
worthy and splendid to do something about him.
‘Why don’t I come for a chat, this afternoon? We’ll
see if we can sort it out a bit.’
The priest rose hopefully from the pew, scenting the air like a
dog being conveyed homewards. O yes, yes yes!
‘This afternoon may be too late,’ said the Commander
with lugubrious enjoyment. ‘You go on now.’
The Commander sat on in the church until the sacristan arrived
to dress the altar for the next mass. He was resolutely ignored,
as if he had become himself a plaster statue, although not easily
identifiable as any common piece of iconography. The sacristan had
no time for the understated drama of the Commander’s appearance
and had never joined his audience at the pub. He would have liked
to cover him with one of the purple crepe veils used in Passiontide
to remove distractions from the eyes of the pious.
He slipped out of the church as the next batch were arriving, head
lowered, jamming on his hat as soon as he hit the open air. That
was the last that was seen of the Commander in Westport, though
one or two observed him lurking by the train station trying to ignore
his obligations.